Ransom letter to the farmer.

This Is a piece of ransom writing I created last year. Enjoy!

Letter to the farmer from the velociraptors.

Dear farmer,

You are a grand farmer and try to help us all, but don’t pay as much attention to us as you could. We are writing to you to tell you that we have the typewriter. Us velociraptors need food and shelter. We need about 30 hectares of land for us to hunt, and a nest very well hidden, perhaps behind a waterfall. As soon you agree to this we will send over the compsognathus with. 

We will be going on strike and not bringing you anymore of our prey for you to sell until you give us this. We will provide you with half the prey we capture, so long as you are able to comply with this. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause. As long as you are able to do this we will also stop hunting all your animals on you farm. If you fail to comply with any of these demands, you will be chased throughout the farm by us and then ripped up and eaten.

Sincerely,

The Velociraptors.