100wc# I can't be bothered to figure out.

I nervously walk onto the stage. The lights suddenly turn their full focus onto me, making me freeze. I walk to the front of the stage, and as I do, I trip over my feet, and fall onto my face, and that's when the crowd erupted with laughter. I try to stand up, and immediately fall on my face again, earning another fresh wave of laughter. I finally manage to get up, but then a cream pie is thrown at my face, stunning me and pushing me back. the crowd laughs, decides it looks fun, and joins in the throwing.